Our Verticals! (Horizontals and such...)
"From products and people to lattes, and right-leaning politicians, we serve up exceptional marketing with creative flair, over-the-top service, and a clientele as eclectic as unicorns."
The Consultation!
You matter most - 1, 2, 3!
1. "Before we dive into your marketing project, we like to get to know you and your brand - kind of like speed dating, but with fewer awkward silences."
2. "Step two in our consulting process: we take your brand and give it a good ol' fashioned HOW-lift."
3. "Our consulting process is simple: we bring the creativity, you bring the coffee (and maybe some donuts, if you're feeling generous).
The Deep Dive!
Whatcha got for sale?
1. "Knowing what you sell is like the GPS for our marketing strategy - without it, we're just driving around in circles."
2. "If we don't know what you sell, how will we know how many puns we can make with your product name? It's a crucial part of our marketing game plan."
3. "We need to know what you sell so we can figure out the best way to make people want it - it's like a puzzle, but with more hashtags and fewer missing pieces."
Marketing Plan!
Maniac, flash and dance!
1. "Our marketing products are like a well-seasoned pizza - a little bit of social media, a sprinkle of web design, a dash of logo and graphic design, a pinch of video, and some podcast production to top it off."
2. "When it comes to our consulting services, we don't just stop at politics - we've even got culinary consulting, because we believe that a good marketing plan starts with a good meal (or two, or three)."
3. "We're like a one-stop-shop for all your marketing needs - and with services like speech writing, and political strategy, we've got all your bases covered, from A to Z (or from speeches to sushi, if you prefer)."
"Don't blend in with the crowd - give us a call and we'll make sure you stand out like a flamingo in a flock of pigeons."
E-mail: kelly@thehowmarketing.com
Address: Twin Cities, MN
